TMI Thursday: The First Time I Ever Saw a Penis

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This is going to be a quickie (heh, that's what she said).

I was a freshman in high school. Yep, untouched, unkissed, all that. I was walking out of one of the portable buildings, in a bit of a hurry because I was late for my next class. My head was down because I was digging into my backpack for something or other, and when I looked up, I was about 1 foot from a guy who apparently could not make it 2 more feet into the building and to the bathroom, because he was peeing on the side of the main building. It did not, at the time, occur to me to be skeeved out by the fact that he was christening the building with his urine in broad daylight because....

HIS PENIS WAS HUUUUUGGGGEEEEE.....

I was traumatized. Seriously. (No) thanks to my family, who left it up to me to read books to find out about the ins and outs (heh, heh) of sex and what goes where and who does what to whom, I'd seriously had no idea that a penis could be that big. And that was meant to go where?! And do what?! No way. Not only was it long, but it curved slightly upward! Now, this all took but a second, but it felt like forever. I literally could not move. At some point, he must have felt me staring at him, because he looked up, saw me, and immediately...ahem...fixed himself (which, by the way, was no mean feat), and hurried into the building. I made up my mind that very day to never allow one of those to come near me. Ever. But I guess we all know what happened to that vow.