Eating your girl while she is on her period.
True story.
An old boyfriend and I were "fooling around", and while we'd partaken in sexy times during the crimson tide before (LOVE the shower), he'd never gone down on me while I was a victim of Mother Nature. Things got a little heavy and I decided to do what any good girlfriend would do and give him a little oral gratification in the hopes that he'd be willing to give me some dick in return...what better excuse for shower sex, right? So I did the damn thing, and instead of us going to the shower, he laid me back onto the bed and I closed my eyes, anticipating some penile penetration, but instead I sensed him bending down between my legs and I soon felt his warm breath on my nether regions. My eyes snapped open and in a very aghast tone of voice--as if he'd forgotten--I said, "Baby, I'm on my period!" He shrugged his shoulders and said, "So what?" and commenced to getting down and dirty...well, not really, cuz my tampon was still in, but...yeah.
Afterwards, I asked him what made him do that, and he said, "I had a taste for a bloody Mary."
5 quips:
Oh. Oh my lord. That is just SO not okay!!! Haha!
My boyfriend did the same thing to me once upon a time ago. It was really strange, but I liked it!
Ew Ew Ew! The comment at the end sends that one straight to the best of TMIT grossness!
Always up for shower sex, but NEVER any oral whilst the blood flows. :/ haha
Wow, that IS love! Or lust like I've never ever experienced. lol!
In the Dark Ages, I was a 'bakery girl' at a grocery store where we worked from midnight till 8am. Several night-stockers worked with us and one of them had a girlfriend who would come visit him each night. They would go out to his van and hang out for a half hour or so. One night he came back in with what was clearly smeared blood all over the lower half of his face. omg! He had no idea it was there and we all ducked and ran when we noticed this as he was coming back in. (Half the crew was traumatized... the other half rolled on the floor!)
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